Top 20 Adventure Games of All-Time!!1!

#16: Softporn

Sierra On-Line – 1981

OMFG! THIS GAME HAS PORN IN ITS NAME! WHAT’S COOLER THAN THAT!

Um, I guess I have to write more than that. I guess everyone knows that this text adventure game was bought by Sierra On-Line and given to Al Lowe to help inspire the Leisure Suit Larry series. It’s text only, you play a guy who likes chicks, and tries to get with them, and of course you never get to see anything because it’s all text, since this is from the unfortunate era when we had to use our imaginations, remember those days?, i do, *shudder*.

But come on! A game with PORN in it’s name! I mean, I’m not even sure that’s allowed today! How can you possibly not call this one of the greatest adventures ever? It’s positively pornariffic!

Eucalyptus.

(E.D.)